Cantalope

"Just cuz your dysfunctional doesn't mean your ugly."
Zack

"Your poison is not going to do me any good."

"That was the worst cock block ever."

"It doesn't mean I don't like you it just means I love someone else more."
Sxx

"Why the hell are the bananas on the bottom?"
Crack whore in Seattle...

"Can I have 2 redheaded sluts and a Stella?"
(Drink order)

" I got you the best champagne you could get at the 76 station."
Sxx

"Why do burps suddenly appear every time you are near?"

"He's rock and roll and Fuck you all at the same time."
Sxx

"There was cat hair in the freezer."
Skye

"I don't care if your gay or not I'm an Astronaut."

" I wonder if there are any Mexican Amish?"
Sxx

"You want me to fuck you with your hearing aids on? ...OK!"
Josh

"Careful I bruise like an overripe cantaloupe."
Josh

"Commercials!! If we don't watch them it's like we are stealing T.V."

"Do me a favour and smell my head."
Josh

"He was very motivated but I was still repulsed."
Sxx
"I don't know how I got so wasted...Maybe it was the Vicadin I took.!"
z
"The worst time to have homeless person ask you for change is on the way to he COINstar Machine."
Scott