"How do I BBQ my T.V. diner?"

Sxx



"I went from a drawer full of thongs to drawer full of Spanx in a year."

Sxx



"The moment you relize what your butt's for is the moment you realize your fucked."

Sxx



"I was so excited to see her I wanted to hump her leg."

Taco



"I love your milk bags."

Taco



"It's hard to rip pork."

H



"If you loved me you would kiss me even though I just threw up."

Kat



"That song is so good it makes my ears dance."

Sxx



" I like forheads if they are there."

Omar



"OUCH! I just sat on my perinium."

sxx



"I feel Like the back of my chair is being humped by a Manatee."

sxx



"Hold my hat while I have sex with your wife."

JD



"This boy is sucking me skinny."

Sxx



"I'm a jewgal dork."

Stacy



"A bird in a nest, then my heart flew out of my chest."

Sxx



"It makes me feel so white trash to sit on camp chairs in the living room."

Sxx



"I like a man who works with his pants."

?



"Above your vagina is a sex pocket."

?



"Get your pork off my table."

JD



"I'm about tree's and solitude." " I'm about cement and bricks."

? ?



"I had an incident with my baby gate."

Skye



" You could blow smoke up my ass but I don't know if it would get me high."

sxx



"Good thing its butter cuz its automatically lubricated."

sxx



"I'm a porthole for a smart girl."

sxx



"I prefer a sented candle when I pee."

?

"He's just sitting in the bath tub in his raft."

?



"Your a maneater give me a call when your done eating."

?

Funny people saying funny shit!

"The awesome in this room is overwhelming!"
Mandi

"Your affection is painful."
Mandi

"I just had the most awkward experience with an avocado."
Sxx

"Im raising my kids with shoelaces and fear."
JD