Sometimes when i sneeze poop comes out!
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The prius: the L.A. Version of the Omish carriage.
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OLd and Fresh

"My shoe leather get's thinner  and thinner I have no doubt I iwll look like an orpahn boy eventually."
Sharritt
"Cautiously optimistic."
JS
"I'm trying to get my blood pumping so it's not as cold when I go outside."
H
"I can't come to work the baby Jesus is visiting."
W
"You write right handed like a left handed person."

" All I have is a Rubber glove, a highlghter, super glue and a shoeshine kit."
JS
"Unicorns drink syurp and elves romp fields of cotton candy."
JS
"I just peed my pant so I guess i don't need this beer."

NEH=Hungry
EH=tired
OWH=Tired
HEH=discomphort
EAIR=Lower gas

"Please don't let me fall I haven't had a bikini wax."
Cindy
"I'm about o slap you in the face with Salmon skin."

"I NEED STROGANOFF NOW!"
H
"Dog dicks are ugly."

Ain't nothing better then being a mom. Except being a mom high!
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