Tinkle Tinkle

"I swear to God I don't remember ordering any drinks."
Cynthia

"I have been compared to Mona Lisa but, Never Mona Lisa with scabs."
Cynthia

"I'm not doing your math."
Cynthia

"Get your hair out of my Yahtzee."
Cynthia

"Just let the poo fall out of your bottom."
Sxx

"Aspire to inspire before you expire."

"I'm down to give but stay away from my butthole."
Justin

"She plucked her chin hair and put her teeth in, she was in love."
Cyd

"How come you never see someone with a peg-head?"
Knuck

"I've tongued that thing all around."
Sxx

"Never let someone lick your eyeball after taking a shot of whiskey."
Knuck

"Is there such a thing about an appropriate dream about a clown."
Knuck ( I think)

"You wake up with a pair of pee'd pants on but its not your pee."
Knuck(I think)

"You know it's a good party when you wake up and someone else is wearing your bra."

" You look like that drink just took a shit in your mouth."
Sxx

3 more times

"Never Ever go to a baby shower before you go anyware else!"
Sxx

"I'm not eating my hair I'm just setting it in my mouth."
Sxx

"At least if you swallow an icecube you know you won't choke for long."
Sxx

Lips off to the side!

"You guys are Killin' me tonight not sure if it's the weed or your really being funny."
Sxx

"If you don't have a fuckin face................."
Robin

"Were did I come from?"
Sxx

"Does it taste better after Stephanie stepped in it?"
Sxx

"I don't know if I can have sex with you anymore if you have flames on your head."
H

"I want a comic book hero named "NET-GUY".
Sayian

"Mommy, why you got so many spiders in your panties?"
Catalina

"I'd fat finger the shit outta that key board."
Shad

"I had a bouncer kick me into a bar."
Justin

"That does make sense, but, no....."
Sxx

An hour in a half of partying

"Shazam your Pandora."
Sxx

"I can't clown on you it's Universal."

"I tried for about an hour and a half not to party."


"Who's voice are you talking in?"
Sxx
         
"Whatever you do wash the sheets and run the sex toys through the dishwasher."
Sxx

"You are Rock and Roll with whip cream on Top."
Sxx

 "Un-Break your legs right now or I'm spanking you."

Stacy

"It's gunna take way to much Saliva for me to get that down."
Sxx

"Hello Bruschetta have a seat amongst my teeth."
Josh

"I was getting tired of no Blood."
Saiyan

"I am not hungry. I am full but I want some corn.
Collin

ducktape

"I Only ate the insides of my Taco."

"Cool things are cool."
shad

"Men are better with Ducktape then time managment."

"I use my intuition to play Poker."
Taco

"I'm not shy I'm gaurded."
Robin

"Fuck that shit they can lick me were I pee."
Robin

"A cluck is a duck who can't get in a row."
Shad

did you just compare olive garden to the navy? shadow
Sxx

Im going to be dazel your nerf ball.
Sxx

Duran duran used allot of cow bell.
Sxx

Its not like im laughing but im laughing . . . . Cella
Sxx

personalities develop amongst the plastic folk.
Sxx

My thoughts have been randomly entertwined with you lately. (again)
Sxx

I'am a folicle engineer.
Sxx

In your house do you have a favorite towel?
Sxx

You are a sexy aspiring homesteader! jerzain
Sxx

Sometimes when i sneeze poop comes out!
Sxx

The prius: the L.A. Version of the Omish carriage.
Sxx

OLd and Fresh

"My shoe leather get's thinner  and thinner I have no doubt I iwll look like an orpahn boy eventually."
Sharritt
"Cautiously optimistic."
JS
"I'm trying to get my blood pumping so it's not as cold when I go outside."
H
"I can't come to work the baby Jesus is visiting."
W
"You write right handed like a left handed person."

" All I have is a Rubber glove, a highlghter, super glue and a shoeshine kit."
JS
"Unicorns drink syurp and elves romp fields of cotton candy."
JS
"I just peed my pant so I guess i don't need this beer."

NEH=Hungry
EH=tired
OWH=Tired
HEH=discomphort
EAIR=Lower gas

"Please don't let me fall I haven't had a bikini wax."
Cindy
"I'm about o slap you in the face with Salmon skin."

"I NEED STROGANOFF NOW!"
H
"Dog dicks are ugly."

Ain't nothing better then being a mom. Except being a mom high!
Sxx

Cantalope

"Just cuz your dysfunctional doesn't mean your ugly."
Zack

"Your poison is not going to do me any good."

"That was the worst cock block ever."

"It doesn't mean I don't like you it just means I love someone else more."
Sxx

"Why the hell are the bananas on the bottom?"
Crack whore in Seattle...

"Can I have 2 redheaded sluts and a Stella?"
(Drink order)

" I got you the best champagne you could get at the 76 station."
Sxx

"Why do burps suddenly appear every time you are near?"

"He's rock and roll and Fuck you all at the same time."
Sxx

"There was cat hair in the freezer."
Skye

"I don't care if your gay or not I'm an Astronaut."

" I wonder if there are any Mexican Amish?"
Sxx

"You want me to fuck you with your hearing aids on? ...OK!"
Josh

"Careful I bruise like an overripe cantaloupe."
Josh

"Commercials!! If we don't watch them it's like we are stealing T.V."

"Do me a favour and smell my head."
Josh

"He was very motivated but I was still repulsed."
Sxx
"I don't know how I got so wasted...Maybe it was the Vicadin I took.!"
z
"The worst time to have homeless person ask you for change is on the way to he COINstar Machine."
Scott