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Consider me Twisted

"When I'm with you I feel stoned."
Sxx
"I have never felt more like throwing steamed milk at someone then when they are playing yatzee."
JS
"Who doesn't want 35 % of something?"
Sxx
"Feels like you but, sounds like me."
Sxx
"When a woman gets wet and is not wearing panties it's never a good time."
Sxx
"I so badly want to stick that up my nose."
sxx
"Put a pig on a string and tie it around your neck."
Sxx
"Turtle it back baby, turtle it back."
Sxx
"Consider me twisted."
Jim
"I don't do mosh pits it's just not my thing."
Sue
"That might be poop."
"Massage my heart with my feet."
JS
"Look at the turd cutter on that chick."
JS
"When do you want me and how do you want me to look."


"I didn't get Rock star parking got Christian rock star parking."
sxx
"You can put me in a closet and I won't freak out."
sxx
" I don't know shit cuz I can't remember fuck."
sxx
"A young boy goes up to his mother and says. " When I grow up I want to be a drummer," and his mom says, "Son, you can't do both."

"I'm guna meow to RATT."

"Don't spank my diggy bits."

"I don't want to talk to Satan I want to talk to my son."

"I'm going to line my closet with bricks."

"Looking at big boobs adds years to a mans life."

"If size doesn't really matter why don't they make 4 inch dildos?"
sxx

"I kiss better when I brush my teeth."
Sxx
"Obvious in a shy way."
sxx
"My skin is real stretchy."
JS
" I can smell my feet on your fingers."
Sxx

Fuzzy Slippers

"What happen to the 70's when you could smoke cigarettes ans shop for produce."

"Ketchup kisses and caviar dreams"

"Am i on mushrooms or is the earth moving?"

"You can't see it right now but my toes are dancing up a storm."

"It tears my hear out and throws it back into my nose."
Sxx

"There has got to be a support group for woman who love mexicans."
Sxx

"I'm putting re fried beans in my weed."
sxx

"Put some pudding in the humidifier to moisten the weed."

"My pickle needs to shut up when I'm rubbing myself."

"I can't concentrate when your Yodeling."

" No pun intended but they got the blow by blow."

"My Nipples are hard all the time they don't stop."
sxx

"Stop existing and start living."

"Pregnancy is the new STD."
Taco

"I'm not even metro-curious."
Pope

" I think your cool cuz your a mexican which makes you a novelty."
sxx

"Dudes breath is so bad when he speaks his teeth duck."
Devin

" I just put that in my mouth I hope there was nothing in the chamber."
JS

"There is nothing better then watching the one you love dance naked."
Jerry

"I'm not going to wear your mothers clothes again."
sxx

"When I was fucking her I was thinking about jerking off."
JS

"My only friend is chef boy ardee."

"I'm a lick it wipe it put it back in the drawer kinda gal."
sxx

"I wanna bite off your ear chew it up and make a human flavored gummy bear."
JS

"I've thrown away so many hangers in my life and never regretted one."
JS

"This is a beautiful salad and all I have is ranch."
sxx

"Shit, you should have ranch on tap."
JS

"Your smile in my eyes blinds me into bliss."
JS


POPE

Burp!

" I leave you alone for one minute and you turn into a stripper."
RR

"If I had to make a mistake I'd make it with you."

"When I'm high and my mind opens up it opens up democratic."
Sxx

"I'll smoke out of your bong but I won't use your chap stick."

" I am from earth but I eat moon air."
Sxx

" I don't want to drink out of the ship glass."
sxx

"Most of my best Quotes are from me."
Sxx

"Are you gunna do lines off of Grandpa's walker?"
Sxx

"Maybe after the kids are in college we can get back into FUCK stickers."
Sxx

"Come on Stephanie i have tasted Colostrum before."
Shad

"It's hard to get baby piss into a squirt gun."
Sxx

"It's so cold outside my Esophagus is going to freeze."
sxx

"My bean needs some bean-o."
sxx

"Opening that wine made my boobs pop a little bit."
Sxx

"It tastes like red meat with 7-up."
sxx

" I love woman, I love woman with money even more."
Shad

"So many memories I do not remember."
Shad

"Do babies even come with Tonsils anymore?"
Sxx

"She either drove through a rainbow or she was crazy."
Stacy

"It smells like you have been camping in your belly."

"if you take a real Mexican to Azteca it makes you look cool."
sxx

"He's gunna beat your ass but he's not gunna leave you."

"I'm pooping and it smells like coffee and Jesus."
JD

In cat world he's hot.

"I got his crotch wet when I was putting glitter on his leotard."

"Well I kinda like needles and it was free."

"Don't swallow my ear."

"It's a corrective tissue issue."
JD

"It's a Josh Hawk."
Elliot

"I'm married to the fuck-you!"
sxx

"I'm eatin t butter side down."

"Get your bloody-ass napkin off mine."

"I love it when people talk when they are fucking."

"I'm smart your hungover how does this work?"
JD

"I'm suddenly a Jew."

" I like your ring it brings out your birthmark."
sxx

"It's like there's a party in my mouth and it just got busted."
JD

"For the last month all I've had is a bucket of clothes and a box of recipes."
Laura

"A girlfriend has got to be happy for another girlfriend when she gets the cock."
sxx

"There's a whole lot of what not to wear going on tonight."
sxx

" I got you the best Champagne you can get at the 76 station."
sxx

"Don't Squeeze it too much it comes out quick."

"You give me gas."

"Why do burps suddenly appear every time you are near?"

"My breath i a hot boy from myspace breath."
JD

"There was Cat hair in the freezer."
Skye

" I don't lie I bluff."

"I'd like the whole cock please not just the tail."
RR

"Al gore make me dry up like a cranberry"

" I had a bowl of sadness for breakfast."
JD

"I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then."

"I write in my dream journal with a pen."

"Does anyone know were I'm going?"
sxx

'I'm going to go home and get ready with Barry."
Sxx

"Quick give me a hug while I still have a boner."
Pope

"Be aware of your squares."
sxx

'I've only got 4 cup of talent."

"That's not funny...It's Math."
JD

"Aqua Teen Hunger Force is Almost as good as Sex in the City.'
Sxx

"In Cat world he's hot."
sxx

"If I was a cat I'd do him."
Sxx

"She's pretty in a bitchy way."
Sxx

"I'm stoned and I haven't shaved my legs."
K

"There's no better leverage then feeling good."

"Your my cousin don't touch me like that."

Take me out to the ball game!

"Your breath smells like you have been eating slim Jim's all day."
JD

"I'm going to Squirt a baby out."
Sxx

"Pot on a stick, I want Pot on a stick."

"It makes me wanna squish my face off."
Sxx

"Why would you not get along with me?"
sxx

"Your cock is so small you dribble on your balls."

"Are you still talking about talking?"

"I'M POOPING, I'M POOPING!!! Oh, False Alarm."
JD

"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think."

"You can put me in a jar and freeze me."

"The dimples on her knees are dry."

" I still have to look cute, or there's no point in living."
Sxx

"I'll bring my book in case I say something funny."
sxx

"He did it with that Funny Josh face."
Sxx

" I need you to sex my brother."
sxx

" I'm filling up on regular and about to eat premium."

"You don't know shit about Fuck."

Patty La Bell, Dorthy Reynolds whats the difference."
JD

"If I smell like barf please tell me."
SD

"It's not my forte to relax around danger."
H

'I'm hot cuz I have a flatiron and a tattoo."
Sxx

"Black is the official color of rock."
RR

" That is the best Diet Ditto I have ever had."
Sxx

"There was a handful of little people."