Tinkle Tinkle

"I swear to God I don't remember ordering any drinks."
Cynthia

"I have been compared to Mona Lisa but, Never Mona Lisa with scabs."
Cynthia

"I'm not doing your math."
Cynthia

"Get your hair out of my Yahtzee."
Cynthia

"Just let the poo fall out of your bottom."
Sxx

"Aspire to inspire before you expire."

"I'm down to give but stay away from my butthole."
Justin

"She plucked her chin hair and put her teeth in, she was in love."
Cyd

"How come you never see someone with a peg-head?"
Knuck

"I've tongued that thing all around."
Sxx

"Never let someone lick your eyeball after taking a shot of whiskey."
Knuck

"Is there such a thing about an appropriate dream about a clown."
Knuck ( I think)

"You wake up with a pair of pee'd pants on but its not your pee."
Knuck(I think)

"You know it's a good party when you wake up and someone else is wearing your bra."

" You look like that drink just took a shit in your mouth."
Sxx

3 more times

"Never Ever go to a baby shower before you go anyware else!"
Sxx

"I'm not eating my hair I'm just setting it in my mouth."
Sxx

"At least if you swallow an icecube you know you won't choke for long."
Sxx

Lips off to the side!

"You guys are Killin' me tonight not sure if it's the weed or your really being funny."
Sxx

"If you don't have a fuckin face................."
Robin

"Were did I come from?"
Sxx

"Does it taste better after Stephanie stepped in it?"
Sxx

"I don't know if I can have sex with you anymore if you have flames on your head."
H

"I want a comic book hero named "NET-GUY".
Sayian

"Mommy, why you got so many spiders in your panties?"
Catalina

"I'd fat finger the shit outta that key board."
Shad

"I had a bouncer kick me into a bar."
Justin

"That does make sense, but, no....."
Sxx

An hour in a half of partying

"Shazam your Pandora."
Sxx

"I can't clown on you it's Universal."

"I tried for about an hour and a half not to party."


"Who's voice are you talking in?"
Sxx
         
"Whatever you do wash the sheets and run the sex toys through the dishwasher."
Sxx

"You are Rock and Roll with whip cream on Top."
Sxx

 "Un-Break your legs right now or I'm spanking you."

Stacy

"It's gunna take way to much Saliva for me to get that down."
Sxx

"Hello Bruschetta have a seat amongst my teeth."
Josh

"I was getting tired of no Blood."
Saiyan

"I am not hungry. I am full but I want some corn.
Collin

ducktape

"I Only ate the insides of my Taco."

"Cool things are cool."
shad

"Men are better with Ducktape then time managment."

"I use my intuition to play Poker."
Taco

"I'm not shy I'm gaurded."
Robin

"Fuck that shit they can lick me were I pee."
Robin

"A cluck is a duck who can't get in a row."
Shad

did you just compare olive garden to the navy? shadow
Sxx

Im going to be dazel your nerf ball.
Sxx