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Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Tinkle Tinkle

"I swear to God I don't remember ordering any drinks."
Cynthia

"I have been compared to Mona Lisa but, Never Mona Lisa with scabs."
Cynthia

"I'm not doing your math."
Cynthia

"Get your hair out of my Yahtzee."
Cynthia

"Just let the poo fall out of your bottom."
Sxx

"Aspire to inspire before you expire."

"I'm down to give but stay away from my butthole."
Justin

"She plucked her chin hair and put her teeth in, she was in love."
Cyd

"How come you never see someone with a peg-head?"
Knuck

"I've tongued that thing all around."
Sxx

"Never let someone lick your eyeball after taking a shot of whiskey."
Knuck

"Is there such a thing about an appropriate dream about a clown."
Knuck ( I think)

"You wake up with a pair of pee'd pants on but its not your pee."
Knuck(I think)

"You know it's a good party when you wake up and someone else is wearing your bra."

" You look like that drink just took a shit in your mouth."
Sxx

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