"How do I BBQ my T.V. diner?"

Sxx



"I went from a drawer full of thongs to drawer full of Spanx in a year."

Sxx



"The moment you relize what your butt's for is the moment you realize your fucked."

Sxx



"I was so excited to see her I wanted to hump her leg."

Taco



"I love your milk bags."

Taco



"It's hard to rip pork."

H



"If you loved me you would kiss me even though I just threw up."

Kat



"That song is so good it makes my ears dance."

Sxx



" I like forheads if they are there."

Omar



"OUCH! I just sat on my perinium."

sxx



"I feel Like the back of my chair is being humped by a Manatee."

sxx



"Hold my hat while I have sex with your wife."

JD



"This boy is sucking me skinny."

Sxx



"I'm a jewgal dork."

Stacy



"A bird in a nest, then my heart flew out of my chest."

Sxx



"It makes me feel so white trash to sit on camp chairs in the living room."

Sxx



"I like a man who works with his pants."

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"Above your vagina is a sex pocket."

?



"Get your pork off my table."

JD



"I'm about tree's and solitude." " I'm about cement and bricks."

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"I had an incident with my baby gate."

Skye



" You could blow smoke up my ass but I don't know if it would get me high."

sxx



"Good thing its butter cuz its automatically lubricated."

sxx



"I'm a porthole for a smart girl."

sxx



"I prefer a sented candle when I pee."

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"He's just sitting in the bath tub in his raft."

?



"Your a maneater give me a call when your done eating."

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