Fuzzy Slippers

"What happen to the 70's when you could smoke cigarettes ans shop for produce."

"Ketchup kisses and caviar dreams"

"Am i on mushrooms or is the earth moving?"

"You can't see it right now but my toes are dancing up a storm."

"It tears my hear out and throws it back into my nose."
Sxx

"There has got to be a support group for woman who love mexicans."
Sxx

"I'm putting re fried beans in my weed."
sxx

"Put some pudding in the humidifier to moisten the weed."

"My pickle needs to shut up when I'm rubbing myself."

"I can't concentrate when your Yodeling."

" No pun intended but they got the blow by blow."

"My Nipples are hard all the time they don't stop."
sxx

"Stop existing and start living."

"Pregnancy is the new STD."
Taco

"I'm not even metro-curious."
Pope

" I think your cool cuz your a mexican which makes you a novelty."
sxx

"Dudes breath is so bad when he speaks his teeth duck."
Devin

" I just put that in my mouth I hope there was nothing in the chamber."
JS

"There is nothing better then watching the one you love dance naked."
Jerry

"I'm not going to wear your mothers clothes again."
sxx

"When I was fucking her I was thinking about jerking off."
JS

"My only friend is chef boy ardee."

"I'm a lick it wipe it put it back in the drawer kinda gal."
sxx

"I wanna bite off your ear chew it up and make a human flavored gummy bear."
JS

"I've thrown away so many hangers in my life and never regretted one."
JS

"This is a beautiful salad and all I have is ranch."
sxx

"Shit, you should have ranch on tap."
JS

"Your smile in my eyes blinds me into bliss."
JS


POPE