Consider me Twisted

"When I'm with you I feel stoned."
Sxx
"I have never felt more like throwing steamed milk at someone then when they are playing yatzee."
JS
"Who doesn't want 35 % of something?"
Sxx
"Feels like you but, sounds like me."
Sxx
"When a woman gets wet and is not wearing panties it's never a good time."
Sxx
"I so badly want to stick that up my nose."
sxx
"Put a pig on a string and tie it around your neck."
Sxx
"Turtle it back baby, turtle it back."
Sxx
"Consider me twisted."
Jim
"I don't do mosh pits it's just not my thing."
Sue
"That might be poop."
"Massage my heart with my feet."
JS
"Look at the turd cutter on that chick."
JS
"When do you want me and how do you want me to look."


"I didn't get Rock star parking got Christian rock star parking."
sxx
"You can put me in a closet and I won't freak out."
sxx
" I don't know shit cuz I can't remember fuck."
sxx
"A young boy goes up to his mother and says. " When I grow up I want to be a drummer," and his mom says, "Son, you can't do both."

"I'm guna meow to RATT."

"Don't spank my diggy bits."

"I don't want to talk to Satan I want to talk to my son."

"I'm going to line my closet with bricks."

"Looking at big boobs adds years to a mans life."

"If size doesn't really matter why don't they make 4 inch dildos?"
sxx

"I kiss better when I brush my teeth."
Sxx
"Obvious in a shy way."
sxx
"My skin is real stretchy."
JS
" I can smell my feet on your fingers."
Sxx